aangnog:

masturbation is just having sex with the person you love the most

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frostied:

maybe Jesus was gay the whole time and was actually saying “ah, men”

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anch0vies:

remember when they tried to make a second mean girls 

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britneysbaldhead:

sexualbae:

person: you’re trash

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me:

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vinegod:

The sea lion is trying to eat my hand by Edward Kim

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unfollovving:

The day I’ll stop reblogging this will never come

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roryink:

nerdiegirlie:

when they were prepping me for the surgery the nurse put one of those cloth hats over my head to keep the hair out of my face

she said “here’s your party hat”

and i was already trippin balls so I said 

"yaAAY paaaarty"

and wiggled around on the table like a gleeful slug

i think about this post sometimes and it makes me grin like a dope

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bled:

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOREVER

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